WE ENJOYED watching “Pornstar 2” more than the first one.
The four senior stars assigned to teach their new wards how to be sexy stars are now more game, more brazen this time in everything that their director, Darryl Yap, asked them to do.
These are Alma Moreno, Rosanna Roces, Ara Mina and Maui Taylor.
The most hilarious sequence is the one where the director just allowed them to be themselves, telling candid stories about their experiences during their heydays in their respective careers.
The most shameless is Rosanna Roces. Even in “Pornstar 1”, it’s Osang who’s irrepressible in asking Alma about the size of her late partner Dolphy’s manhood.
In “Pornstar 2”, Osang asked who among the actors they’ve done a love scene with smells the best. They mentioned Daboy or Rudy Fernandez and Christopher de Leon and Osang made a special mention of Eric Quizon.
“When we did ‘Tina Moran’, ambango-bango talaga ni Eric at hinahawak-hawakan ko yung bayag niya,” says Osang.
And Alma asks: “O, may nangyari ba?”
And Osang replies: “Wala!”
Alma recalls that when she was launched in 1976 in “Ligaw na Bulaklak”, as directed by Ishmael Bernal, she was asked to do her first kissing scene.
“Naku, e hindi ako marunong humalik,” she says. “E, ganun din yung leading man ko (Jun Mariano), hindi rin marunong, kaya nahirapan si Direk sa amin.”
Ara mina recalls the time when she fell asleep while doing a scene with Fernando Poe, Jr. no less.
“Yes, tinulugan ko si FPJ,” she says. “E, kasi galing ako sa byahe, from the airport, diretso ko sa set, kaya ayun, nakatulog ako sa pagod.”
Did they ever have a quarrel with any director? Maui said she had a big fight with her director in “Gamitan”, Quark Henares. But it’s just a misunderstanding quickly patched up.
As for Osang, she had a big fight with Director Chito Rono.
“Dun sa movie naming ‘Babae sa Bintana’, pinasasampal niya ako kay Richard Gomez ng apat na beses,” she says. “Gusto niya, totohanin. E, anlaki ng kamay ni Goma, di ba?
'So tinakpan ko talaga yung pisngi ko. Hindi ko inalis yung kamay ko. Galit na galit si Direk. The next day, may shoot kami uli, umoo ako, pero ang ginawa ko, nagpunta ako sa Hongkong.”
Alma, Ara and Maui said they put on plaster to protect their private parts during love scenes, but Osang said she never wore any plaster during her time.
“Ang hirap kaya noon, paano ka iihi?” she says. “At pag inalis, ansakit nun ano? Sasama yung bulbol mo.”
What’s the most embarrasing scene they did?
“Ako yung sa ‘Nympha’, habang naglalakad ako, hinuhubaran ako ng nanay ko. E, andaming tao sa paligid so nakikita nila ako. Nakakahiya pero kailangan mong gawin.”
“Mas grabe yung sa amin ni Gardo Versoza sa pelikulang ‘Kandungan’,” says Osang. “Yung love scene namin, sa beach kukunan at 7 am.
"Pagdating namin dun, punong-puno na ng tao ang dalampasigan. Doon pa lang ako nag-plaster kasi sobrang dami ng tao talaga.”
Honestly, the other parts of the movie are not as funny as these honest revelations of the four stars about their past real life experiences.
